1. |
Shithead
00:38
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2. |
Bored Beyond Belief
01:32
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Hey there darkness
can you spare a dime?
I’ve really got to make it
home on time
look spiffy look clean
look fine look sharp
don't prepare for death
don't buy your harp
I don’t care if it was on sale
I don’t care if you had a coupon
I don’t care for your explanation
it's something I want to poop on
I don’t care if it was on sale
I don’t care if you had a coupon
I don’t care for your explanation
it’s something I want to poop on
You cannot make an advance towards me
because I'm so far ahead that I'm finished
But where's the joke
where's the punchline?
It feels like I'm just
wasting my time
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3. |
The Band with Two Brains
02:02
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This is the story about the band with two brains
who do no thinking and drive themselves insane
This is the story about the band with two brains
who hangs their head emotionally in the driving rain
Silly words, silly phrases
ugly grins, and ugly faces
Blinding smiles, blinding silence
a small mistake, and unchecked violence
You messed up and it’s not improving
except the sound of a song says that at least things are moving
One more song, one more song, one more song
to prove that I’m not in the wrong
One more song, one more song, one more song
to prove that I’m not in the wrong
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4. |
Wild and Crazy Lie
02:15
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swallow what is so sugar coated
oh my god I couldn’t have more chocolate if I tried
and I’ve tried because of what I can’t seem to hide
can’t trust a single soul that is on my side
melting away
such a special day
melting away
I was never meant to stay
it is getting so dark in every direction
and I am feeling the abandonment of proper protection
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5. |
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somebody call poison control
because I was hugged too hard and now I’m in a tunnel
if I could die in your arms
and not feel any harm
I’d be ringing the alarm
so surprised by your charm
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6. |
Let's Get Small
02:11
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I’m shrinking further into my body
the walls are getting so much smaller
can I retreat further into myself
that I could feel so much taller
Let’s get ready to stumble
grasp at that confidence
you’ve already made such a mess
grasping at condiments
This is getting out of hand
you’ve given me too many hands
I don’t know what is helping or what is hurting
and it’s preventing me from trying to stand
Let’s get ready to stumble
grasp at that confidence
you’ve already made such a mess
grasping at condiments
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7. |
Dead Men Wear Plaid
01:37
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Golden boy
wants to be a popper
He says let me try out
Those with nothing to offer
He says he wants a home in the dumpster
With the option of returning to a life of comfort
Bronze bastard
He’s the ally master
He knows the proper responses
To gain respect even faster
He says he’s unaware of his penetrating gaze
But he still lets out his fear in frightening ways
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8. |
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This gullibility bubble is so comfortable
I exit and I return and I exit and I return
until in between two tractor trailers I will burn
and the devil will laugh at me
for every dumb mistake I’ve made
and I’ll renew this string of failures
with another soul to trade
And when I’m on my last runthrough
of a life less lived
everyone will gather around my body
and shame me for what I did
they say “each and every one of us
is on your opposition
we should go back in time
to murder your mother’s obstetrician”
Oh lord Jesus Christ, what a shameful position!
And those who all reside on the opposing team, will scream:
"I want to feed your fingertips to the wolverines”
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9. |
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I know you belong
To somebody new
But tonight
You belong to me
Although we're apart
You are a part of my heart
But tonight
You belong to me
Wait down by the stream
How sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream in
The moonlight
My honey I know
With the dawn
That you will be gone
But tonight
You belong to me
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10. |
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I thought that I was funny
until I told a joke
and you would’ve thought that I
taught a baby how to smoke
Empty expressions turned up at where I stood
and I sweated for another minute for the common good
of the room’s discomfort and my own sweaty face
I felt as far as I could be from a warm, welcome place
And in between the silence and groans
I melted into a pool of skin and bones
I thought that I was funny
until I told a joke
and you would’ve thought that I
let a poor old woman choke
I waited for a stage light to fall onto my head
so a superior comedian could take my place instead
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11. |
Twenty Better Jokes
01:30
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There are twenty better jokes than what you just called me
and none of them are burning hard enough that they can scald me
My mood is iron clad
and cannot be corrupted
These redundant insults
and you think I’ve been disrupted?
I don’t even need to activate a shield anymore because its all so weak
It’s just an insubstantial fart whenever you decide to speak
My mood is iron clad
and cannot be corrupted
These redundant insults
and you think I’ve been disrupted?
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12. |
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Trying to care
about the dire situation in front of me
but i’m so bored an uninterested
I’m cutting up my heart and waiting for it to bleed
I don’t want to be void of a moral center
Refresh my spirits as I press enter and enter
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